NEW EMPLOYEE FAQ Iris Solutions · Department of Archival Security What will I be doing? Copying projected slides into a terminal, word for word, for eight hours. Do I need experience? No. The work is quiet, it's indoors, and nobody will ask you questions. What is on the slides? Entity S9782. Hazard level: REDACTED. Wha…
NEW EMPLOYEE FAQ
Iris Solutions · Department of Archival Security
What will I be doing?Copying projected slides into a terminal, word for word, for eight hours.
Do I need experience?No. The work is quiet, it's indoors, and nobody will ask you questions.
What is on the slides?Entity S9782. Hazard level: REDACTED.
What if I make a mistake?Nothing will stop you. Deviations are recorded.
How long is a shift?Exactly eight hours. If it feels longer, refer to rule 5.
Is the door at the end of the room an exit?No.
How many shifts are there?Three.
MANDATORY CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
- Always transcribe the text exactly as you see it, word for word.
- If you perceive that the slides are asking you questions, do not respond.
- Never attempt to open or enter the door at the end of the projection room.
- Some employees begin to notice personal details of their lives within the text. If this occurs, continue writing.
- Your assigned shift is exactly 8 hours. If you perceive that several weeks or months have passed, disregard this sensation.
- In the event of a sudden projector power failure, you are required to continue transcribing from memory.
REMEMBER RULE NUMBER 3.S9782 is a manuscript on acrylic paper, several pages long, written for projection hardware nobody manufactures anymore. Every transcriptionist who sat in this chair before you read it too.
Reading it is not a neutral act. The text does not sit still and get copied. It pays attention. The more of it you read, the more of you it has.
- The game never stops you. Misspell a word, write something else entirely, ignore the slide — nothing blocks you. Every deviation is recorded.
- Audio built from your hands. Procedural sound that responds to your rhythm, your hesitation, the pauses you didn't notice you were taking.
- An office that degrades. The room you work in is not the same room on the third day, and nobody will point it out.
- Eight hours. Or six months. Time in the projection room is a payroll matter, not a physical one.
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