⚠ PUBLIC URINATION IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH ⚠ Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE ™ is a 5v5 asymmetrical multiplayer stealth shooter where THE PISSERS must empty their bladders across the city without being detected, while the THE POLICE will do anything they can to stop them. You've never had to pee so badly in your life, but eve…
⚠ PUBLIC URINATION IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH ⚠
Urine Trouble: PEE V PEE ™ is a 5v5 asymmetrical multiplayer stealth shooter where THE PISSERS must empty their bladders across the city without being detected, while the THE POLICE will do anything they can to stop them.
You've never had to pee so badly in your life, but every bathroom is closed! Drop Your Pants and PEE on various Points of Interest around the map to earn Pee Points for your team. Join the anti-pisstablishment revolution and FREE THE PEE!!
Pull your pants back up and MIMIC the behaviours of NPC to hide in plain sight. Refill your BLADDER and grab new pants before the match timer runs out.
Just don't stand around hiding for too long or your pants will get SOAKED and you'll leave a little trail... and then the Police will find you!!
Those Pissers are ruining your city. How could you let it get this bad? Avoid an unpaid suspension of your civic duties and SHOOT THE PISSERS with your Gun. ENFORCE THAT PEENAL CODE OFFICERS!
DETECT the Hidden Pissers by paying attention to NPC Behaviour. Be careful not to shoot an INNOCENT CIVILIAN, though. Kill three civilians and your gun'll be revoked. And then you'll have to do paperwork, and everyone will laugh at you! Embarrassing!
DISRUPT THE ENVIRONMENT by building Barricades, turning off the Fountain, and cleaning the streets. You can even use tools as a Melee Weapon to stun a Pisser. Ouch.
This city is counting on you, after all. Who else can keep these streets clean?
FEATURING:
Online multiplayer!
Play online with your friends. Or your enemies. Or strangers. Hop in and join a game, it's that easy.
5v5 teams!
5 Pissers v 5 Police. Wait, it's like PvP? PvP....
Extensive genital technology!
As a Pisser, you can customize your weapon. Go all naturale, banana, shee-wee, maybe put a little hat on it. It's fashionable.
Dogs
Plus some other animals! Animals don't have restrictive urination laws, so it's ironic they created a society where peeing on the street is a crime worthy of public execution.
NPCs with suspiciously human behavious!!
They run, jump, look around, and even stare you directly in the face. It's normal.
True-to-life delayed transit system
There's a subway, but the train is delayed. Maybe stop jumping all over the tracks, asshole.
High-fantasy police probation
Unlike real life, the Police only get to kill 3 innocent civilians before their gun gets revoked! So, make sure you really pay attention to who's peeing their pants.
Pee!!
Piss off the Police. Or on them, really. The choice is yours. WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!
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