The fate of your village is in your hands. Come out of retirement, get back in the ring, and raise the hardest cock in the county. Meet Professor Yolk, World's Leading Cockeologist Professor Yolk has spent decades handling cocks for science. He's seen them all, and he still can't get enough. You Are a Retired Cock Lord…
The fate of your village is in your hands. Come out of retirement, get back in the ring, and raise the hardest cock in the county.
Meet Professor Yolk, World's Leading Cockeologist
Professor Yolk has spent decades handling cocks for science. He's seen them all, and he still can't get enough.
You Are a Retired Cock Lord
You were undefeated. You pounded every challenger and made the whole county bow to your cock. Then you hung up your spurs.
Rescue the Village
The Chicken Cartel has your village by the drumsticks, and their boss, Gustavo Despocito of Los Pollos Calientes, isn't letting go.
Defeat Los Pollos Calientes
Take down the cartel one bird at a time, then go beak to beak with El Cockmeister himself.
Whip It Out Online
Think your cock's the biggest? Prove it against real players, then enter the World Cock and show the whole planet what you're packing.
Key Features
Pixel-Perfect Peckers: A love letter to the golden age of handhelds. It looks exactly how you remember it, except every screen is crammed with cock.
No Threesomes: Strictly one-on-one, turn-based. Hit 'em with status effects, find their soft spot, and pound away till one cock's left standing.
Big Swinging Bosses: Every big shot and cartel boss struts in wide-stanced with a huge ego. Clearly compensating. Make 'em regret it.
A Cock for Every Occasion: Raise a whole flock, little peckers to absolute units. Size isn't everything, so build a team that can take it hard.
Pass It Around: Trade cocks with strangers, auction off your spares, and park the rest in the Cockebank, the safest place to put your cock when you're not using it.
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