GAME PROFILE

Redneck Simulator

You’ve got a trailer. You’ve got an old pickup. You’ve got two working hands, one slightly less healthy liver, and absolutely no job.
In other words – you’ve got everything you need to become a successful man.
In Redneck Simulator, you play as an unemployed redneck with big ambitions and an even bigger belief in his own genius. You’re smart. Maybe even really smart. Or at least exactly as smart as you think you are.

The goal is simple: escape poverty, buy your own ranch, and climb the social ladder. Preferably without too much effort, because as everyone knows, honest work builds character – so it’s best to keep it to a minimum.
A nine-to-five career? Saving for retirement? Joining the corporate rat race? Forget it! You need a business that can make you a lot of money, fast.
Luckily, the local economy offers plenty of opportunities for an ambitious entrepreneur. Some of them are even legal…

Every great empire has to start somewhere. Yours starts with a tank, a few pipes, and a recipe some guy supposedly got from his grandpa.
Brew your own moonshine, gather equipment and ingredients, and slowly scale up production. Sell your product, reinvest your profits, and prove to the whole county that local entrepreneurship is alive and well.
And when moonshine isn’t enough anymore? Well, you can always diversify.
Maybe grow a few… plants?

Nobody’s going to trust you with the deal of a lifetime right away. You’re still the guy living in a trailer whose pickup – classic though it may be – probably has more sentimental value than resale value.
So you’ve got to start small. Meet local middlemen and take whatever jobs come your way. Deliver something. Pick something up. Find something. Move something from one place to another.
The more jobs you complete, the more reputation you earn. And with reputation come new contacts, bigger money, and assignments that make a simple “deliver this package” sound like a fond memory of simpler times.

Building an empire is serious work. But you’re not going to work all day, are you?
When you’re not brewing moonshine, expanding your operation, or doing suspicious jobs for even more suspicious people, take some time to enjoy the finer things in local life.
Play cards. Meet the locals. Take your pickup for a ride. Go on a date and watch the sunset while trying, just for a few minutes, to look like a man who has his life completely under control.
Redneck Simulator isn’t just about work and business.
It’s also about free time, relationships, and all the little things that remind you why you wanted to get rich in the first place.