WELCOME TO COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE. You paid your premium. The deductible is zero. It would be financially irresponsible NOT to crash. CARNAGE is an unhinged retro isometric arcade destruction game where your high score is an itemised, multi-million dollar repair invoice. Drive fast, trigger slow-motion Crash Mode, stee…
WELCOME TO COMPREHENSIVE COVERAGE.
You paid your premium. The deductible is zero. It would be financially irresponsible NOT to crash.
CARNAGE is an unhinged retro isometric arcade destruction game where your high score is an itemised, multi-million dollar repair invoice.
Drive fast, trigger slow-motion Crash Mode, steer your burning wreck into the city's most expensive corporate real estate, and send the underwriters into bankruptcy.
The goal isn't survival. The goal is financial liquidation.
THE CORE LOOP: CRASH. GET BILLED. CRASH BIGGER.
1. FLOOR IT Accelerate head-first into rush-hour traffic with zero regard for civil planning. The faster you travel, the bigger the payout.
2. TRIGGER SLOW-MO CRASH MODE Impact at high speed to trigger time dilation, hitstop weight, and shockwaves. The crash is not game over: it is the opening act.
3. AFTERTOUCH YOUR BURNING CHASSIS Use direct Aftertouch Steering to guide your airborne, flaming wreck around corners, through plate-glass corporate lobbies, and into secondary pileups.
4. GET THE BILL & UPGRADE Watch the damage tally in real-time with floating +$ price tags on hydrants, traffic, and skyscrapers. Bank your payout, unlock faster and heavier rides, and crash even bigger next time.
KEY FEATURES
AN EXPANDING FLEET OF FINANCIAL RUIN Unlock a diverse garage of vehicles: from rusty $0 starter beaters and ex-taxis to heavyweight muscle cars, high-speed hearses, and executive stretch limos built for ramp launches.
6 DISASTER DISTRICTS Tear through 6 distinct maps: smash through the glass atriums of congested Downtown, cause multi-car pileups on the Coast, trigger barn infernos across the Countryside, dodge wildlife in Drive-Thru Safari, drift across Frozen Lake, and wreck heavy machinery in Snagging List.
THE POLICE FIGHT BACK Cause enough damage and the city dispatches aggressive police squad cars and emergency vehicles to box you in. Avoid the roadblock, or smash straight through for a bigger settlement.
SATIRICAL CLAIM STAMPS When the smoke clears, the insurer issues your official receipt. Will your claim be stamped DENIED: INSUFFICIENT CARNAGE, or will you achieve the coveted GOLD: INSURER LIQUIDATED?
PURE RETRO ARCADE ADRENALINE True 2:1 isometric projection, locked 60+ FPS, instantaneous round restarts, full controller support, and a high-octane punk rock soundtrack that gets louder the worse you drive.
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